a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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