whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A pope meets another one

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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