- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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