"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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