- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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