What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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How about that airline food?

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Tucker Rivera

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Take part of what?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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