The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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