- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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