What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Dumb

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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