- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Hi what I lug you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

penis. nuff said.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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