Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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