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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

su algato es en fuego

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

i love to lick...

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

The GOV and the WHO?

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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