- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Knock knock. Its open.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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