What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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