Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Albino African Americans

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

VITAMIN C!

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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