- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

su algato es en fuego

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

i love to lick...

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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