What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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