- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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