- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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