how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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