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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out