- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Your big dick.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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