What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

mikey is cute

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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