Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A pope meets another one

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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