- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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