Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Can anyone Lenin money?

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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