Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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