- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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