YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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autistic kids rock

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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