Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What's worse than this That :(

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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