- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

A Serbian Film

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

deez nuts

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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