In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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