Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

woman's rights

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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