- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Gus's mom

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

My cat just died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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