An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Women's rights

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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