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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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