- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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