Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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anti jokes are really funny

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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