What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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women's rights

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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