- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

knock knock!? . . No.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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