- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What page are you on The gay page.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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