- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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