Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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