- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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