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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

My cat just died.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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