- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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