What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

black chicken. kfc

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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