- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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