- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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