Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

You are joking right?

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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