- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

this website is a bad joke

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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