- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Badabing.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

BIG PENIS

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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