- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Your girlfriend.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Anti Joke

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