Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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womens rights

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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