Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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