Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A guy walks into a bar

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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