What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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black people

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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rarw

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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