Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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