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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

This is an anti-joke.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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