Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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