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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what came first the chicken or the chips

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Gus's mom

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

My cat just died.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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