whats gay and american? a gay american

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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