- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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