Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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pobody's nerfect

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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I don't get it

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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