- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

pull my finger (farts)

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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