- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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