rocky is here again.......................

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

pretty soon we'll all be dead

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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