- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A house comes around the corner.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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