- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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