What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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