Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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