- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals