- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I work at jcpenny

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

I <3 Hitler

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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