- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

guess what? bannanas

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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