- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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