- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

knock knock come in

knock knock? come in

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.