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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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