There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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