Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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