Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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your mom is so fat.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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