What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Knock, knock. Come in.

A man was shot. He died.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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