What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Apple juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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