- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

your so fat. your fat!

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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