How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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