- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A house comes around the corner.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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