- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

that wall over there ->

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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