What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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How do you end a sentence

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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school homewrok

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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black people

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rarw

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Anti Joke

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