- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

I like poop in my butt

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Did you know? . You already know!

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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