Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Obama = ebola

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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