- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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