- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Albert <3 Hunter

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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