Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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