- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

poopy is poopy

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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