what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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