- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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