- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

AIDS

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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