- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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