- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

hey hey apple

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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