Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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why girl die cancer

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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how man

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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