A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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rocky is here again.......................

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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