I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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