- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

the economy.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Who wants water? I do.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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