Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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woman's rights

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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