A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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