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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Refridgerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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