- Anti Joke

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.