- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

12 in general

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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