- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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