Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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