Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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quantum physics?

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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