- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

a black man walks out of popeyes

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

I am a mime

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Nobody cares maddie!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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