A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How many light bulbs? 1

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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