- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Students, please find the surface integral.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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