- Anti Joke

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Barack Obama.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies