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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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