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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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