What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

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