- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

NEVER

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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