Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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