- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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