What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Guess what? The Game.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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