A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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a man was shot.... he died

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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