Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

time to spruce up!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A hill billy went fishing

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

9/11

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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