- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

so...um, yeah

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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