- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man makes a bad joke

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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