- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Asians.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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