- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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