- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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