A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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jews

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Anti Joke

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