How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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