- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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