- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

These jokes don't have punchlines.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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