- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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