- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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