- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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