- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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