- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Sam Hengal.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

human centipede

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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