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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's a good joke? Not this one.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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