- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

I Have a Black Friend

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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