Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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