Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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how much fish could a chicken

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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