- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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