God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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