- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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