- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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