Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

whats white jizz

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A black man walks out of a police station

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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