What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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