- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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