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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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