What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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