Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

knock knock? come in

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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