- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

NASCAR being considered a sport.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

You idiot.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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