- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

No it doesnt..

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Michael Brown

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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