- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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