- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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