how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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