- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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