- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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