I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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I asked her where you were.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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