- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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