- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Sex education in Texas.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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