- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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