Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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