Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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