Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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