- Anti Joke

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Justin with a hat.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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