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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.