- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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