What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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FUCK YOU

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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