- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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