- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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