What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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