A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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