- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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