Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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