what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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