Phew... it's gone.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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