- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Your mom went to college

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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