Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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