- Anti Joke

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck