- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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