- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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