What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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