- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A dyslexic blind man

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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