What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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