- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

breasts

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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