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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

YO FACE

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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