Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Anti Jokes = Drained

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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