Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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