- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

YOU

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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