Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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