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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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