What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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