- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Go away still nothing to see

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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