What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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ejaculation JLR

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Ol-ive

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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