- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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