- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Neither have I

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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