- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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