Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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