- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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