Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

derp

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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