Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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