- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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