What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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I'm homeless.

Today is March 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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