- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

you will like this because i am black.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

have safe sex

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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