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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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