A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What comes after 69? 70

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Dumbledore dies.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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