What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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25

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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