My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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