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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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