- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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