Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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