Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Potassium? K.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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