what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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