- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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