- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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