How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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hers a joke... japanese people

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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