- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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