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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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