- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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