- Anti Joke

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...