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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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