So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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