Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Chris is hairy

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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womens rights

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Diarrhea

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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