Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

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