- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

like if your cool

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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