- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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