josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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