- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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