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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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