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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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