- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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