Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What page are you on The gay page.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

batman farted so hes retarded

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A penis walks into a bar..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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