A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Kevin and Ramin

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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