- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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