- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Beka has AIDS

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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