- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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