- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Wanna hear a joke? no

drugs.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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