Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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