- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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