How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A Serbian Film

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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