write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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well use a tissue!

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why? Because.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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stinky boner

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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