What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A woman walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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