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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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