- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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