- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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