How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Haha, I get it..

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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haha

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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