- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what in the butt

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Women's professional sports

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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