- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Men's rights

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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