- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Gay rights.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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