What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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