- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

every knight i see an owl at window

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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