what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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The american education system.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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