- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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