a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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