- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

David Cameron

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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