- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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